Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: Canadasucks

turn your head and cough

brad — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:01:45 -0600

Even without the input of my subject here I could do this all day.

I sincerely love the marry my mom bit. It created a part of my persona that never would have been.

I hope you like these good feelings. Bye for now.

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What's wrong with Canadians ?

brad — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:21:20 -0600

Oh my loyal listeners you are lucky today. This 4 minute masterpiece has bits of everything I hold dear:

– general confusion – hatred then friendship within moments – a sniveling weaker voice taking cheap and evil potshots – anti Canadian joyfulness – a fumbled mom attack – a genuine and vulnerable individual

Enjoy.

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canada blows and further disgraces

brad — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:25:38 -0600

This is an example of a seething gang of jerks. The absence of honour makes them impossible to deal with and unthinkably sad.

Find these people and help them please.

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poof ! Instant - Rage

brad — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:46:23 -0600

Dark lord dink-face decrees that we should shut the fuck up.

I think I’ll pass on that suggestion and stick to laughing at his hilarious posturing.

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oh snap! racism or go club some baby seals

brad — Mon, 28 May 2007 09:19:03 -0600

I’m looking for a fight in this recording because I smell evil. I see it cowering in corners waiting for cheap shots because I sleep in corners like that for breakfast 24 7.

Rich clicked this clean for you all so please think of him when you listen.

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canadian socialist piece of shit

brad — Thu, 03 May 2007 08:51:44 -0600

Congratulations to me! I put an hour into the site last night.

You now see what is probably the best header on the Internet.

Regarding the recording; segments like this bring a tear to my eye. Yes it is just my same lines over and over but new freshness is added with ever new soul I encounter.

Leave a comment unless you think I’m an idiot. If you do leave two comments and one spam please.

Respect again to Rich for pure editing pwnage.

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a Brad by any other name is still a pussy

brad — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:53:50 -0600

I see this guy as a Tom Sellick of a man. A magnum. But not just Magnum, a Magnum that calls the shots for all the other Magnums out there. A Magnum’s Magnum.

He has come in from the desert waste, climbed off his chopper, pulled his bandanna down and logged into xbox live. There he saw my name, Brad N Toronto, and like a bud bursting to flower he had an epiphany. He would write the greatest treatise on Brad is a Pussy on the back of student loan consolidation rates.

He now reads his masterpiece to us. Hush please while we try to follow.

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A child insults Phil and Canada.

brad — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:53:00 -0600

Make sure you control your arms while listening to this. There will be a strong urge to smack that will come over you. There will be student loan consolidation interest rates.

It will pass.

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Abuse of everything I hold dear.

brad — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:18:00 -0600

This brilliant angry guy hates everything about me including my bilingualism, my nationality, my school loan consolidation, my sexy mouth, my mom, my sexual orientation, everything.

I’ll try an reinvent myself in his image so as not to offend any other multi-player champions.

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pizza up the but

brad — Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:32:00 -0600

Excuse the confusion in this one but it is what it is. In fact here is a list of what this contains:

tough children
boring people playing together
flirtation
some appreciation and strength

If you listen to this steamer, and laugh at all, please just click one of my google craps so I can get my 5 cents. Thanks

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