Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: brokenrecord

Mr Rogers uncovered. Slowly.

brad — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:20:09 -0600

Richard has create a crescendo of wonder in this his last submission. I applaud him only a bit less than I do these fine performers.

I have only about 10 more recordings that have mot been posted. After that you will have to wait until Sept 26th for more beauty from xbox live. Brad

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basic soundspoof ending in the classic

brad — Thu, 24 May 2007 13:19:00 -0600

I squat with my arms pit-deep in poop and a clothes pin on my nose. I break my fingernails as I search.

Every nut could be a ruby and every nibblet a diamond. My suffering is for you.

After I pulled out this chunk, and Rich licked it clean, I almost discarded it. But now I save it because of one man’s mono-coloured derogatory world.

Yes I am stupid in that world. We all are for there are no other descriptive words in existence.

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lots of shut the fuck up

brad — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:54:28 -0600

This is base. No communication is happening; just a dance that is better done via plumage.

You will notice a couple of interesting features of this recording. I’m Brad N Toronto so people know I’m likely Canadian as soon as the game starts. The knuckle-dragger decides to hit me where it hurts and belittle the Canadian national word ‘eh’. Pathetic.

I also beg you to pick up on possible world record breaking cliche lameness. The attack is “Noob” in his toughest voice and the backup is a challenge for a one on one death duel.

I’m lucky I got out of there alive.

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big loud nothing

brad — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:46:55 -0600

This ignorant stain is a perfect example of an attention seeker with no self respect.

Like a child he has found somethingh that gets attention and he’s now exploiting it. He gets out attention but the emotion is pitty and disgust. It embarrasses us as listeners that the speaker has to stoop so low to be heard.

The same goes for threats and personal attacks. They are the weapons of people without much to say, school loan consolidation problems, and who’s voice is frequently ignored.

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could be cybersex wtf

brad — Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:43:19 -0600

Please tell me I’m not flirting with these dudes. If I’m getting off at all it is like a paleontologist brushing a new find.

I’ve never been to prison because of amazing new york city trial lawyers but I’ve heard about some of the things that go on there. I don’t like what I hear.

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lazy canada bashing plus more hate

brad — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 15:37:00 -0600

70,000 listens. Oh you little charmers!

This gentleman starts off right away with some low brow Canada bashing. In his defense he sounds drunk.

I’d like you to try and see his insipid hate. He could be a racist on the side. He’s certainly ignorant enough to be one and he does love their time tested arguments.

Give me some clicks so I can keep kicking over roadkill and finding maggots like this.

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feeding tube

brad — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:27:00 -0600

Let’s take a short trip back to the Terry Schiavo controversy. You see there was this lady named Terry who was in a vegetative state. It was her desire to die as claimed by her husband. Her parents were against it and started a national hissy fit.

It was very very funny as evidenced by this fine citizen. So many good feelings were generated by the struggle that it really brought out the best in people.

You see the appearance of life in her motions created the belief of life to some people of faith. Unfortunately they are sometimes easily duped. These people have enough money and power to discredit the opinions of Doctors and mesothelioma lawyers.

I don’t have much money or power and if there is a heaven I’m likely not going. Click on some mesothelioma information so I can get my 40 cents and briefly forget the coma that is my life.

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phil vs falcetto

brad — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:38:00 -0700

Georgous George here has a cute prank voice and knows it. He gets the laughs from the dudes and all is well, or is it?

I’m not calling this my best work. You won’t see me diagnosing peritoneal mesothelioma with these questions. I think this is still clickable and I appreciate your fingering.

Do it.

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mr f and n

brad — Tue, 07 Mar 2006 10:02:00 -0700

Good thing words don’t kill or I’d be laying in the gutter riddled with syllables.

Please use your vocabulary people. You can end up sounding quite ignorant if you just reach for the heavy weaponry every time. There is no art to it, no life insurance quotes, no class. This is all steak and no sizzle.

If a stripper just walked out nude where would the communication be? How would we understand the fantasy?

Consider carefully if you want to click for this guy.

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phil vs noob mantra

brad — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:01:00 -0700

Noob is cool gamer speak for new players or ‘newbies’ who have not mastered controls and strategy. Since you need temporary medical insurance to play the game you are poorly regarded.

Does anybody believe this guy? His conviction just isn’t there. He only has one word.

Brad clicks on.

But wait, look down, here comes his familiar. What is that in his slingshot? Homophobia wad, no problem.

Click to number 5 if for brad to go left. Click number 3 for brad to duck.

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