Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: gaydar

A matter of age, boy vs man, anger vs honesty

brad — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:58:16 -0600

Although I’d like to sound cooler and more authoritative, I do stand behind the content of my message.

The reflexive biting response my playmate displays is normal. He’s striving for social status by appearing as hard as he can.

He’ll exploit any weakness without regard for logic. I stand against he and his brethren and I will continue offer the chance to take the Brad pill.

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It's true that you eat poop !

brad — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:34:00 -0600

I think I actually love this one.

It tickles me a rare shade of pink that I can get all extremes of reaction within 3 minutes. Laughter, anger, violent and sexual threats, and finally ostracism.

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the predictor

brad — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:37:55 -0600

What an unexpected treat this recording is.

Not only do we have unity across cultures but I’m particularly enchanted by the calm assertiveness of my target. Wonderful.

Big high fives again to Rich who has clicked his way through about 120 steaming garbage files and produced solid gold like this.

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shut your mouth

brad — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:22:35 -0600

Be warned that awareness is a big part of intelligence.

One can’t understand and take meaning from something if one is oblivious to it. This should be obvious.

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Mr. Rogers love creates hate. Phil tries to restore hope and fails.

brad — Thu, 31 May 2007 08:23:07 -0600

Please entertain the possibility that this recording is a door to a plane of suffering.

As when the ghost busters opened their trap, when I open this door the bitter souls of social vultures glimpse an escape.

Power from rage will eventually turn on you and I want you to start living as a gay woman.

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Brad the Pope

brad — Tue, 15 May 2007 12:54:00 -0600

FYI tomorrow I debut my new system in the halo 3 beta. I hope to capture all the spazzing, bickering, and hatred that such fun inspires.

Static filled sound and crazy volume problems aside, this recording is pure gold.

I crave the faux rage of a child. Their facade is as amusing as it is ridiculous and sad.

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Dr. Phil and Mr. Rogers elicit standard hatred

brad — Tue, 08 May 2007 12:26:00 -0600

One of my problems is that I have no natural reaction to the command shut the fuck up from a tele-presence. It has no power over me.

Certainly face to face I may have a different reaction but I can’t be certain. I’ve not been exposed to any personal threats of violence in about 15 years.

I’m proud I did not stfu in this scenario. In my reality I have a right to preach about self improvement and ask probing questions.

Rich clicks and makes me glad. Thanks

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struggling youth grasps at racism, homophobia, and just plain nastiness

brad — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:42:00 -0600

What I am about to write will seem like a slap in the face of fresh air to my few loyal listeners.

‘we have not had a racist in a while’

Ya I know; mind blowing. Don’t change your life strategy just yet though. I’m quite sure racism is not going away.

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fans and ballsy tykes

brad — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:57:00 -0600

Fans. I have as little respect for them as you do. Don’t let them bother you because they just part of being a cool dude.

I’m more interested in the child that puts courage to voice near the end. He’s a contributing member of his dad’s economic machine and proud of it. He knows a homosexual when he hears one and shouts it loudly to the world. I applaud his bravado.

Thanks again to Rich for all the editing he is doing.

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all about calling fag

brad — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:55:28 -0600

OK the game starts and right away we go to third grade recess.

Somebody has been singled out for the crime of having a funny name. Kiddieo here tries to incite a name calling riot but it fails. Now he’s panicked so he goes for the good old standby, you’re a fag. Enjoy the brilliance, enjoy the college loan consolidation. Click my bannerish junk.

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