Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: juniorgangsta

A matter of age, boy vs man, anger vs honesty

brad — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 08:58:16 -0600

Although I’d like to sound cooler and more authoritative, I do stand behind the content of my message.

The reflexive biting response my playmate displays is normal. He’s striving for social status by appearing as hard as he can.

He’ll exploit any weakness without regard for logic. I stand against he and his brethren and I will continue offer the chance to take the Brad pill.

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Brad's trash-talking friend in Montreal

brad — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:17:21 -0600

New friends keep life from being boring. In this scene I meet a new franco-friend who has thrown away the filter between mouth and mind.

Please enjoy his true thoughts as they occur to him live.

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the predictor

brad — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 08:37:55 -0600

What an unexpected treat this recording is.

Not only do we have unity across cultures but I’m particularly enchanted by the calm assertiveness of my target. Wonderful.

Big high fives again to Rich who has clicked his way through about 120 steaming garbage files and produced solid gold like this.

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latino loco and modders

brad — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:29:37 -0600

This is not anger. This is sadness, hurt, and frustration.

Feelings exposed leave you vulnerable so your best bet is to hide them behind very tough diction. Lowering the voice is good protection too.

Carry on my wayward son
There’ll be peace when you are done
Let your weary headset rest
Don’t you cry no more

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lamest ever west side call

brad — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:13:00 -0600

Have I found the youngest gangster ever? I’m a good searcher and I’ve caught a few but this has to be the cutest specimen yet.

We all need role models, especially as young men. What is more manly than a tough, rough, street criminal from the west side? It would take four mesothelioma lawyers to put this tyke away.

Take a mouse trip to the east side of this page and I’ll turn your clickle into a nickel.

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these kids will tear you a new one

brad — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 22:26:00 -0700

Here is a glimpse into a possible future where kids rule. We cower in adult shanty towns fearing patrols. Our kid lords squat what is left of the suburbs and burn homeowner loans. They call us goners.

Back in the wasteland of xbox live you’ll meet devils like this every day. The sheer shock of kids this disrespectful and brash silences you at first as a vasectomy reversal would. Not from fear but from embarrassment, and empathy for every mature person around them.

These new horsemen will alight on dirt bikes, take your life like malignant mesothelioma, and laugh with darting eyes.

Two clicks to the right for entry into the AARP compound. Three clicks to sound the alarm and pop our poison pills.

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come get some cum shots

brad — Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:32:00 -0700

This wet and wild game has a bit of everything. A battle of facial threats, some standard put downs, the malignant mesothelioma of a star wars reference and tonnes of sucking.

Click, and duck the bodily fluids in this run of the mill game or you’ll need a personal injury attorney.

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big scream and then whats up nbomb

brad — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:45:00 -0700

I’ll admit to being interested in making an entrance. All those eyes locked on you, enjoying you enjoying yourself.

When sitting down with friends for a nice game of quip-it I may say something like “hey dink-links let’s fuck around”. I always get laughs at least from myself.

This kid sits in my vision as the little boomerang-child from the Road Warrior. Sure he was mute but if he could talk it would be just like this kid. All feral intensity and a force from the get go.

Imagine that level of communication delivering auto insurance quotes and see a new economy of super sellers.

Click for his spirit and click for his mullet. Click for his floating hot dog digits.

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