Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: onetrackmind

discussion of deranking

brad — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:55:24 -0600

De-ranking is intentionally losing, just like these people do in life.

this game sucks

brad — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:34:22 -0600

Like a symphony’s strata goes from piccolo to tuba, this nonsense is the sum of its parts.

We have an innocent pants pooper, a surfer’s disdain, angry desperation, can’t take it hip hop guy. This garbage is music to me.

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shut your mouth

brad — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:22:35 -0600

Be warned that awareness is a big part of intelligence.

One can’t understand and take meaning from something if one is oblivious to it. This should be obvious.

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Learn to play, shouted the European.

brad — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 14:23:53 -0600

Before the internet I had greatly reduced chances of being berated by Europeans.

I applaud thsi voice for his command of English and ‘leet speak.

Rich is cool for editing this audio.

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Dr. Phil's mom gets abused again.

brad — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:36:34 -0600

Generally I have no exposure to country folk. I see them from time to time and I’m glad they tend growing plants and animals.

Other than that I fell pity for them for their lack of advantages in life and the anger that comes from accepting limited horizons.

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the sniper's agenda

brad — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 14:26:15 -0600

The sniper rifle is a powerful weapon.

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canadian socialist piece of shit

brad — Thu, 03 May 2007 08:51:44 -0600

Congratulations to me! I put an hour into the site last night.

You now see what is probably the best header on the Internet.

Regarding the recording; segments like this bring a tear to my eye. Yes it is just my same lines over and over but new freshness is added with ever new soul I encounter.

Leave a comment unless you think I’m an idiot. If you do leave two comments and one spam please.

Respect again to Rich for pure editing pwnage.

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Dr. Phil this game is too violent for you.

brad — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:13:03 -0600

We must give thanks every day for the brilliant colours of xbox live. When you notice the beauty it quiets the call of death and sweet peace.

This recording, carefully clicked into life by Rich, is some high grade truth.

Sure the participants are presenting a facade. That should be obvious. If you listen for what produces this defense, and how it influences the structure, you will hear truth.

Like aristocrats swamping a life boat, these are desperate people making choices based on fear.

What will I do to save them? What I always do; I will dry the seas and embrace them.

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my clock is too huge

brad — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:45:01 -0600

I feel sympathy for those that have not had the advantages I’ve had. They stumble through a life that scares me. Sympathy quickly turns to pity as they begin to annoy me.

In rare cases these individuals grow on me. I start thinking of them as cute and misguided beasts and allow them some of my time. Sure I’m a dick but somehow they bend that dick into a heart.

Thanks again to Rich for helping me corral this fella into under 5 minutes.

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My new word is twat.

brad — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:23:00 -0600

Hello from the bowels of Halo 2. I took a break for a while but I’ve received some inspiration and I’m back at it. I’ve had some help from super sound editor Rich, so look for a return to daily postings.

In this recording we have an example of a simple mind gaining power from a bad word. Normally you hear children doing this but as we all know xbox live can turn anybody into a child. Enjoy.

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