Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: rappersnsingers

beats loop

brad — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:04:47 -0600

I get all kinds of messages like this one. Beats beats pwnage beats.

I’m down with it.

One day a parade of Goldie lookin chain wearing gamers will fill the streets and their symphony the air. I will be there grabbing my nuts and whispering semi couplets. If I’m noticed I may just blend in and grind with my kind.

Take a step to the right and click for what’s left. Ungh! (nut grab) respect.

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mindless children

brad — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:13:00 -0600

We can all take from the insult stylings of this young feller. It brings the level of conversation down and really that is the only place it can go with these participants.

I personally like ‘go back to your playpen’.

Click something now or I’ll have to send you to timeout.

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a march performed

brad — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:39:49 -0600

I’m a 34 year old man yet I spend some of my free time with children playing games on line. I know I know, this is quite sad. It can be a challenge because as any adult knows a lack of education and self control is irritating.

Children need excitement. If their lives don’t provide it they incite violence. Simple common sense. Oi!

Now click some of my Google garbage or I’ll start saying everything you say. I’ll never stop unless you ground me or something and then I’ll cry.

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yet more beat boxin

brad — Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:39:52 -0600

I like hip hop and dj stuff but I don’t think DMX would like me very much. I’m cool with that.

I get one of these messages about every week or so and I’ve created a fun game. I try and click ads in time with the rhythm while I chant ‘mesothelioma lawyers’, ‘mesothelioma lawyers’ over and over. Try it.

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racoon pimpin money mix

brad — Wed, 10 May 2006 12:58:00 -0600

A friend of mine created this little track featuring some of the festering hate on this site. He is a mesothelioma lawyer by day but finds the time to wrestle beats at night.

If you enjoy it click on some of my google crap and give me a dime.

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bad singing and then a simon cowel

brad — Fri, 05 May 2006 08:38:00 -0600

What I want to note here is that xbox live is the only place I get to hear strangers sing. That is beautiful.

Let’s not even touch upon the subject matter of the song. That is a moral armageddon of its own.

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mini rapper

brad — Wed, 01 Mar 2006 06:14:00 -0700

I have the urge to shout out “peace” to this guy. On the other hand I might want to say “bass” in my lowest voice.

I’m a terrible rapper and I’ve got bad instincts. Ill timed nut grabs, missed high fives, backwards doo-rag. I’m a joke in need of laser hair removal.

Nut grab over to the right and click some tangerine aight?Click it. I’m out!

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very lame singer

brad — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 14:56:00 -0700

I hear this same vocal style out of quite a few players. I don’t understand where it comes from. My theory is general boredom slows everything about this guy including his speech. I’m detecting sound out of the nose as well so perhaps mic placement or laser hair removal is at fault.

Identify the song by emailing it to me and I’ll send you a prize.

Click for this moment of true beauty.

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speed rapping then eat nuts and die

brad — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 14:26:00 -0700

From q-tip to busta this guy flows like butter ‘cause he’s on a roll.

The eat nuts and die I only have a problem with because of the mixed message. I can deal with the threat because I am now completely desensitized although home equity line of credit rates do scare me. What a load off.

C-C-C-Cliiiiiick iiiiiit. Make some noise.

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pussy on a bagel

brad — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 13:00:00 -0700

Is this a common song? I’d like to hear more verses.

Again I must take us down a bit and remind everybody about the suffering of peritoneal mesothelioma, vioxx lawsuit participants, and refinancing with bad credit. With all of that it is hard to think of eating anything anywhere.

Click it and lick it to write my ticket.

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