Sound Spoof Xbox Live Game Rage Recordings: squeakywheel

forgive them father, they know not what they rape

brad — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:00:54 -0600

This player is so typical and cliche I worry about my own desensitization. I barely have any reaction to the lazy and bored sickness this child suffers.

Our friend here envisions himself as a warlord of the digital wasteland. He uses the tactical terminology of a professional button pusher.

The special inflection he gives to “rape” should be enough to understand the deep craving he has for attention and status.

Nobody uses the most powerful words as casually as he does and therefore none are as experienced as he with its meaning.

Enjoy this sad jerk and if you encounter him, show love and compassion. Place a calming had on his head and let him swing until he collapses in tears and is reborn.

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pound ass guy

brad — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:40:45 -0700

Watch out this is a long one. I played 3 games with this guy. I think you can get the jist of his obsession.

With all that ass pounding he will need:
1) a Miami personal injury attorney
2) life insurance quotes
3) fortis temporary health insurance
4) Washington DC hair laser removal
5) a vasectomy reversal

Give the guy a click and help me help him help himself. The first one who emails me the correct ass pound count gets a prize.

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all about calling fag

brad — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:55:28 -0600

OK the game starts and right away we go to third grade recess.

Somebody has been singled out for the crime of having a funny name. Kiddieo here tries to incite a name calling riot but it fails. Now he’s panicked so he goes for the good old standby, you’re a fag. Enjoy the brilliance, enjoy the college loan consolidation. Click my bannerish junk.

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a Brad by any other name is still a pussy

brad — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:53:50 -0600

I see this guy as a Tom Sellick of a man. A magnum. But not just Magnum, a Magnum that calls the shots for all the other Magnums out there. A Magnum’s Magnum.

He has come in from the desert waste, climbed off his chopper, pulled his bandanna down and logged into xbox live. There he saw my name, Brad N Toronto, and like a bud bursting to flower he had an epiphany. He would write the greatest treatise on Brad is a Pussy on the back of student loan consolidation rates.

He now reads his masterpiece to us. Hush please while we try to follow.

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mild fun with phil and fred

brad — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:23:53 -0600

I’ll admit that this Rogers and his mother bit is just too easy to use. It takes no skill and really I’m a shameful disgrace.

All school loan consolidation aside, there is nothing to see here but cheap violence and dirty thrills. Look away, after clicking me some five cent payouts that is.

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talking shit you dumbass

brad — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:58:18 -0600

This evil is near 200 proof. Please listen closely to the venom in Joe County’s voice. You get this kind of enunciation from individuals fiercely proud of their hatred. They can’t wait to talk about the groups of people that offend them and they will quickly make a judgement about your support.

This reaction was to somebody they thought was trash talking them. The player turned out to be on their own team but the most important thing here is what we can take from it.

When egos are challenged there are a few ways the challenged can cope. One way is to become fiercely defensive to the point of offence like a porcupine. Oh ya that is dangerous and tough but we all know that the tender belly, so carefully defended, is the real force driving the issue besides the realities of college loan consolidation.

Click it up and be free.

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kid reveals his rape secret at the end

brad — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 14:38:00 -0600

I hesitated in putting this one up because something was wrong with the sound.

I decided to put it up obviously and it is because of the gross gloating this kid does near the end. Please enjoy it, click out for some auto insurance quotes, and then forget about it completely.

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a bit of everything - fans, foes, sling blade dudes, BMs in the toilet

brad — Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:21:12 -0600

I was asleep from this one until Mr. Big Dick chimes in. Whoa, how embarrassing is it that it comes out within moments of meeting.

Slingblade dude makes things interesting but just barely. Oh but wait? Wat is this? An angry woman or child makes a brief appearance.

Click one of my BMs will ya please?

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Rogers' golden light vs the darkenss of ignorance

brad — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:14:03 -0600

Can I get my call to action out of the way before we discuss the coward I have immortalized in this piece.

“student loan consolidation rates” – click puhlease! There I have said it. Now on to our buddy here.

When I think of him I visualize a tiny Eminem clone that terrorises his mother yet can’t look his father in the eyes. I first see his tight face, spitting out threats, but then I zoom out and see his life is quite sad. He’s picked on and gets his own by picking on others. He hates gayness a bit too much to be entirely free of it himself. He wants revenge and I want him to become a man.

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more boring anger plus calls for my death

brad — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:08:58 -0600

There is no real communication here. I’m not hearing eye contact if you know what I mean. Listening has become a time when you think of your next catch phrase attack.

I have one more thing to say about this, “student loan consolidation interest rate”, there I’ve said it.

Click some of my adver-treats please.

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