I realize I started it but I thought we were all brothers and it would be ok.

For those of you non-canucks out there this gentleman epitomizes a certain giv’er accent popular with one group of Canadians. His clickishness goes up just because of that.

Sure I could take his offer to meet and sample his knuckle sandwiches but I don’t have event management security and I don’t have enough money for a federal criminal defense lawyer.

Delivering your hate is a cute and playful voice makes it palatable for all ages. I appreciate the effort and the variety of sexual references.

I have the power of true judgment and reverse e.s.p. I hide it but if I am forced I use it. Now is that time. I’ll tell you a few things about this individual:

1) somebody he loved let him down (possibly a Brad) or some group excluded him and it hurts greatly
2) sadly he has peritoneal mesothelioma
3) undoubtedly he has poor credit
4) he has vanity hair that even the strongest laser hair removal chokes on
5) he dates american singles and eats the plastic
6) he is like a ken doll in the pants although my vision is not clear due to his laser hair removal problem

Rise listeners. Raise your mighty fingers and drop down a chorus of thunderous clicks for this embattled soul. Help him with your fingers so his pain no longer, um, lingers.

Hi to HBO people!

First off we get the rare treasure of a Brit doing an American accent. We hear it in movies and so on but this is street Brit chav style.

Then we enjoy a transformation.

We take him from defensive anger to philosophical pontificating, on to school loan consolidation, and finally joyful release.

Do me a transatlantic solid and click some of my annoying items so I can get me tuppence.

We meet people like this every day. Fortunately for those of us not in elementary or high school these people keep their seething hate inside.

Luckily the other players in the game rise up and defend morality. This is a refreshing change. Normally these dudes get at least one buddy who rewards their barrel scraping.

I’m using my medical knowledge to again diagnose peritoneal mesothelioma. Please click like crazy for this sick, broken record, rape threat dude and get him the help he needs for those mesothelioma symptoms.

Rape your whole family? hard
Grandma? not nice
Cockeye’d mother fucker? what is that?
Longbeach California? stay away

Watch out this is a long one. I played 3 games with this guy. I think you can get the jist of his obsession.

With all that ass pounding he will need:
1) a Miami personal injury attorney
2) life insurance quotes
3) fortis temporary health insurance
4) Washington DC hair laser removal
5) a vasectomy reversal

Give the guy a click and help me help him help himself. The first one who emails me the correct ass pound count gets a prize.

Camping.

Camping is when you lurk in a certain area and hog all the weapons. Players don’t like it because it is cheap like current mortgage lender rates. I personally don’t like it, but I’ll do it.

Wait!

It blossoms into a pollock of flavours. So many stances. There is just enough tension. Posturing galore.

Then one fellow says poosy and he knows how funny it sounds. He know we love it. We all lighten up. Federal consolidation loan.

Are we friends now? Click before the moment goes. Is the air lighter? Click and keep it safe.

I’ll admit that this Rogers and his mother bit is just too easy to use. It takes no skill and really I’m a shameful disgrace.

All school loan consolidation aside, there is nothing to see here but cheap violence and dirty thrills. Look away, after clicking me some five cent payouts that is.

I could have been more supportive of these folks but I was bored. The energy level in this match was pathetic. 4/10 at best.

Canada bashing I can take. Rape threats are par for the course and I barely notice them any more. The absence of joi de vivre I can’t stomach however. It could be my mesothelioma symptoms or my home equity loan rates but something is not sitting well with me.

Forget these guys. Click some delicious peach for Brad.

Picture this. Three cool-ass kings screech to a stop and get off their bikes. They approach the porta-potty and kick the door open. There I am, sucking dick and reading up on peritoneal mesothelioma. You see the shame in my wide eyes as said dick pops out of my mouth. I’m speechless.

I’m a jerk. Click some peachy goodness to the right and send me a stern message.

To cover I slowly reach my hand down and click a soundboard. Dr. Phil comes on (my saviour) and I mouth the words as well as I can. I win my vioxx lawsuit but my eyes are still like ping pong balls as these three lords of cyberspace mock me.

More good could have been done here but we all stumble. I forgive myself and I forgive the cold little demons that inhabit xbox live.

Skip the clicking on this one. I’ve not earned it. Your click will only encourage more bad behaviour. Oh! I almost forgot about homeowner loans.

I’ve been playing Halo 2 for almost two years now and at times I admit to boredom. Not with the game of course as it is thrilling, but with the personalities I play with.

I lust for the creative flame of student loan consolidation rates. The reality is I chase dim lights like these people. It seems all for not until a precious spark comes such as the failed wife setup at the end.

This only happens once in a while. A completely new insult is discovered. See if you can spot the exact moment.

Mom is a whore. Do you get it? People love their mom and insulting her makes them angry. It is beautiful.

Give this guy a click so we can get him peer reviewed. I’d go as far as to suggest buying a book to send to mom. be sure to write ‘whore’ in the lining. She will smile.

Here we see the first appearance of this amazing new insult. The subject drops it and the effect is like malignant mesothelioma. It consumes everything it touches.

Right away with the horse porn. Wow.

I’m hoping at least that he’s trying to make a connection with Phil’s accent and that this is not his ‘A’ material.

The porn goes out the window once I blow his mind but don’t forget about it. Never forget this man. I hope he comes to the site because I’d love to tell him about laser hair removal for his pet project.

If you don’t click for this guy then I just give up.

We can all take from the insult stylings of this young feller. It brings the level of conversation down and really that is the only place it can go with these participants.

I personally like ‘go back to your playpen’.

Click something now or I’ll have to send you to timeout.

They figure me out. I’m busted but I don’t care. Yes I’m immature. Yes I play halo 2 much. Yes I’m starting to talk like Rogers and Phil in my daily life. No I don’t think I’ll be changing any time soon. Yes my car insurance quotes have never been lower.

Please tell me if I am committing a crime by posting this. I want some comments on this one so don’t listen unless you want to comment.

Somebody out there must be allowing their kids to say this word. Whatever happened to the zero tolerance policy? It worked for me. I bet you ten clicks I can consequence a child appropriately to purge very bad words. Any child.

Let’s forget about peritoneal mesothelioma for a moment. Forget about the symptoms and diagnosis and settlement.

I could have been better with this kid. I get scared when I encounter such an abomination in the wild. I’m growing every day. I’ve already forgiven myself for that so just click a few and you are forgiven too.

Oh I felt that click. I love you.

Sling blade is funny, but it is also a sad portrait of how we live.

This feller won the game, which is fantastic for him. What is sad is how it quickly turns from celebration to degrading sexual overtures.

Take a mouse slide to the right and click some peach will ya?

If I had peritoneal mesothelioma and the cure was cleaning this feller’s codpiece I’d be first in line. While I await that reality I’ll forgive him.

Excuse the confusion in this one but it is what it is. In fact here is a list of what this contains:

tough children
boring people playing together
flirtation
some appreciation and strength

If you listen to this steamer, and laugh at all, please just click one of my google craps so I can get my 5 cents. Thanks

Two bitter ships passing in the night. Timber creeks and a huge cannon of racism pokes out.

No parlay, no escalation, no refinance with poor credit, nothing but full blast ignorance. This guy is a class act.

Click come on people click it up to mark this vessel and contact the port authority.

Here is a glimpse into a possible future where kids rule. We cower in adult shanty towns fearing patrols. Our kid lords squat what is left of the suburbs and burn homeowner loans. They call us goners.

Back in the wasteland of xbox live you’ll meet devils like this every day. The sheer shock of kids this disrespectful and brash silences you at first as a vasectomy reversal would. Not from fear but from embarrassment, and empathy for every mature person around them.

These new horsemen will alight on dirt bikes, take your life like malignant mesothelioma, and laugh with darting eyes.

Two clicks to the right for entry into the AARP compound. Three clicks to sound the alarm and pop our poison pills.